Cynics rejoice! The Anti-Valentine's Day Tour is here. Forget a dozen red roses or cooing doves, what better way could you celebrate the holiday of love than with tales of adultery, murder and thoroughly bad relationships?
On this hour and a half tour, Scot Free Tours delves into Aberdeen's past to bring you stories of over-eager suitors, unlucky marriages and weddings that make the Red Wedding look positively pink.
Love is dead. Let's celebrate.
Advance booking necessary. Not suitable for under 15s.